What the FUUUUCK happened, 2020??!??!!! What the fuck!???????? We were enjoying some amazing strides in the economy — a beautiful bull market that shit on us and turned into a bear. WHAMMMMMBAMMMM…Coronafuckinvirus!!!! Scary death tolls, bare store shelves, hoarders, hospitals…
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I am soooo sooooo soooooooooooooooooooo looking forward to Vegas next month for my girlfriend’s bachelorette weekend. You cannot begin to understand the type of lustful pull that Vegas has on me. Not only do I love to dance until Marquee…
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It’s been one of those days. You know, where your life moves along as if in some movie plot. Putting it simply and cryptically, when it rains…it pours. 2nd glass of wine tonight. Jordan popped open a brand new bottle.…
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Another 4th has come and gone, and I’m the same scaredy cat afraid of fireworks and sudden bangs. I honestly haven’t met a girl who’s ever been a fan of them? What is it about guys loving obnoxiously loud noises…
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Do I have to create a totally new category for this? I’m thinking the category should be called…EMO? Errr, I’m sensing it should refer to a controlled yet alluring part of my day when I have a glass or 3…